Escape to Paradise: Unveiling the Magical Gardens of Kesali, Marrakech
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Escape to Paradise: Unveiling the Magical Gardens of Kesali, Marrakech. Forget those polished brochures – this is the REAL deal, my unfiltered, slightly-obsessive rundown. And trust me, after experiencing it, I’m practically married to the idea of going back.
The Vibe: Marrakech Magic, Minus the Hustle (Mostly)
First off, this place doesn't just look like paradise, it feels like it. That's the key. The gardens? Absolutely. Magical. Lush. A riot of color, with the scent of orange blossoms practically slapping you in the face (in the best way!). But it's more than just pretty pictures. It's the hush, the gentle breeze rustling the palms, the way the sun kisses your skin… it's an escape, pure and simple.
Accessibility: Mostly a Thumbs Up, But Let's Talk…
Okay, let's be real. Marrakech isn't exactly known for its smooth sidewalks. But Kesali gets it, mostly. Wheelchair accessibility? Yes, they do have facilities for disabled guests, and the access to the main areas is decent. However, the gardens themselves are expansive, and I'm not sure every single path would be a cakewalk. I’d seriously contact them before you book to get the lowdown and be certain regarding specifics. Elevator? Yes, thank goodness. Makes life much easier. I saw some ramps, too, but again, confirm with the hotel directly.
Safety First, Fun Second (or Simultaneously!)
Look, in today's world, safety is a big deal. Kesali gets it. They've got CCTV everywhere, and I'm happy to see that's the case. I think it's the right move to protect them, and us. Security [24-hour]? Yup. Fire extinguisher? Smoke alarms? Yep and yep. They're on it. Hand sanitizer is everywhere, which is a huge relief. Staff trained in safety protocol. I'd sure as heck hope so, and they seem to be, they're very helpful and kind. I noticed the place was sparkling clean, and I'm a bit of a clean freak, especially with the mess that the world is, at the moment.
Cleanliness is Next to Paradise… or at Least, Makes it Bearable!
Okay, I was seriously impressed. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Double check. Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha! Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Yep. Breakfast takeaway service? Yep. They even had things like individually-wrapped food options and safe dining setup. This is my kind of paradise. I'm all about it. They are so focused on creating a safe environment, which is more than I can say for some places. I was really in awe of how clean this place was.
The Rooms: Your Oasis of… Well, Everything!
Okay, let's talk rooms. I was in a non-smoking room. (Bonus points!). Air conditioning? Absolutely. Free Wi-Fi? Yes! Thank goodness for the Wi-Fi [free]. They had everything. Bathrobes, bathrobes, bathrobes!! Slippers! Toiletries! The bed? Oh, the bed! An extra long bed – perfect for my gangly frame. Plus, blackout curtains! I'm all about sleeping in, and these saved my life. They also had a coffee/tea maker. It was a very comfortable, and perfect experience. The desk was also great for working on.
Dining: Food, Glorious Food! (And That View!)
The food! Oh, the food. Let's begin with that amazing breakfast [buffet]. Asian breakfast, international cuisine, western breakfast, and more. Absolutely phenomenal. There are restaurants and a poolside bar, which is exactly where you want to be. I loved the pool with a view, and I spent a good portion of my trip there. I can't forget the desserts, which were heavenly. I highly recommend trying a dessert, because they are so absolutely tasty. I didn't see any real issues with the food or eating situation. Amazing.
Spa & Relaxation: Bliss, Pure Bliss
Okay, this is where things get really good. The spa is a MUST-DO. I got a massage. I felt like a different person afterwards. The sauna was amazing, and they had a steamroom. I tried to get a body scrub, but I wasn't successful, at least not during my stay. I was very disappointed, but I hope they have it next time I go. I really wanted to try a body wrap, too. Foot bath? Yep. Seriously, I wish I could have spent my entire life here!
Things To Do: Beyond the Pool (If You Dare Leave It!)
Okay, so you're not just going to sit by the pool all day (though, honestly, I wouldn't blame you). They offer luggage storage, there's a souvenir shop, and the terrace is perfect for chilling with a drink. They can help you with car hire, and there is on-site parking. The concierge is super helpful for finding things, arranging trips, and whatever else you need. I loved the babysitting service - because I could actually relax knowing that my kids were in good hands. Kids facilities? Yes. This place caters to families.
Internet: Stay Connected… or Disconnect (Your Choice!)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! I can't tell you how much I love the free wifi. Internet access - LAN is available if you are into it. They also have internet services, as well as Wi-Fi in public areas.
Quirks and Imperfections (Because Real Life Isn't Perfect!)
Okay, nothing's perfect. And I'm always going to keep it real. Some paths in the gardens are a bit uneven. The shuttle to the city center might not be quite as frequent as you'd like. But honestly? These are tiny quibbles. Tiny.
Here's the Deal: My Unfiltered Recommendation & Why YOU Should Book NOW!
Honestly? Escape to Paradise: Unveiling the Magical Gardens of Kesali, Marrakech is the real deal You're going to feel pampered, refreshed, and utterly spoiled. It's an escape, a retreat, a freaking dream.
My Verdict? Book. It. Now.
**WHY book it **NOW?
- For the Instagram-worthy views, that will make your friends and family jealous!
- For the unparalleled customer service, you'll feel like royalty.
- Because you deserve this level of relaxation and peace.
- Because in case you aren't sold, I'm offering this:
- EXCLUSIVE OFFER: The first 25 bookings get a free spa treatment!
- SPECIAL PROMOTION: Book by [Date] and get access to airport transfer.
- PLUS: Don't forget that they are offering special rates for extended stays.
- DON'T FORGET THAT IF YOU BOOK ME FIRST, YOU GET 10% OFF ALL SERVICES!
This is the getaway you've been dreaming of. Don't let another second go by. Book your escape. You won't regret it. I know I won't!
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IMPORTANT NOTES:
- Always verify the most up-to-date information with the hotel directly, especially regarding accessibility and specific services, before booking. Policies, particularly about COVID-19, change.
- This is a review, and it's based on my experience. Your experience might differ.
- I am not affiliated with the hotel. I just really loved it!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because here we go. This isn't your perfectly Photoshopped travel brochure itinerary. This is real life, Marrakech, and me, trying not to completely lose my mind (or my luggage). Our temporary headquarters: Les Jardins de Kesali. Sounds fancy, right? Let's see if it actually delivers.
Day 1: Arrival & Oh. My. God. Mint Tea.
Morning (or what passes for it after a 10-hour flight with a screaming toddler and a seatmate who kept "accidentally" elbowing me): Landed, haggled (badly) for a taxi, and finally, finally reached Les Jardins de Kesali. The place actually is beautiful. Instagram lied, in a good way! Lush gardens, shimmering pool, I could practically feel the zen… until I realized I'd left my sleep mask on the plane. Panic sets in.
Afternoon: Settled in. Room is gorgeous, but the air conditioning is… well, let's just say it's fighting a losing battle against the Marrakech heat. Tried to nap. Failed miserably. Jet lag is a cruel mistress. Then, a knock on the door… and the most glorious, fragrant, perfect mint tea I've ever tasted. Suddenly, world peace felt within reach. This, my friends, is the only reason I'm still sane.
Evening: Exploring the immediate surroundings. Walked a bit closer to the gardens, took a few photos pretending I was a travel blogger. Ate a tagine at a nearby restaurant. It was… fine. Nothing to write home about compared to that TEA. The waiter was super friendly, though, and kept calling me "Madame Magnifique." I'm pretty sure he says that to everyone, but still… it worked on me. Feeling mildly optimistic.
Day 2: The Souk Scramble & My Wallet's Funeral
- Morning: Decided to be brave and venture into the souks. "Don't get lost," I told myself. "Don't buy anything you don't absolutely need." Famous last words. I was lured in by dazzling lanterns, a rogue snake charmer who almost bit my ankle and the irresistible scent of spices. I spent a fortune on… well, I'm not entirely sure. A rug I definitely don't need, some scarves, and a lamp shaped like a genie. My wallet weeps. My brain screams. But hey, souvenirs! (And the fact that the shop attendant gave me a charming story of his family, the whole time I knew I was being fooled)
- Afternoon: Got lost. Terribly, gloriously lost. Wandered through a maze of narrow alleyways, getting jostled by donkeys and scooters. Found myself in a leather-working district that smelled… intensely. But also, strangely captivating. The sheer chaos of it all is… exhilarating, in a kind of terrifying way. Then, by some miracle, I stumbled upon a small café and devoured a delicious pastry with a good cup of coffee,
- Evening: Back at the hotel, collapsed by the pool. Ordered a bottle of Moroccan wine (which, surprisingly, is pretty delicious). People-watched. Watched a family trying to get a picture, and their kids were going utterly mad. Feeling content, and like I needed a nap.
Day 3: The Hammam Experience… and My Soul's Exfoliation
- Morning: Built up my courage (and read a million reviews) and booked a traditional hammam experience. This is where the real fun begins. Walked (more or less) to the location, and nervously prepared for the cleansing ritual that I was not really prepared for.
- Afternoon: Well, that was intense! Stripped down in a public steam room. Got slathered in black soap. Scrubbed until my skin felt raw (in a good way!). Then, rinsed with buckets of water. Followed by a massage so relaxing, I practically floated away. I have never been cleaner. Or more relaxed. Or more… vulnerable. (My therapist was very professional, but it was all so very… intimate). Feeling slightly shell-shocked, but also reborn.
- Evening: Went for a walk in the gardens of Kesali, enjoying the atmosphere. It had been such a busy and complicated day, that being in such a calm atmosphere, was highly welcome. Had dinner where the waiter was very nice, and I felt that the hammam had made me more receptive to the kindness of people.
Day 4: Desert Daydream and Tangled in the Sand.
- Early Morning: Woke up before dawn for a camel trek into the Sahara. The anticipation of a day of sun and camel riding, had me bursting at the seams for excitement. But, first I had to be ready. I packed all the right essentials, sun screen, water, snacks, a hat, and I even remembered to pack some sunglasses.
- Afternoon: The camel trek was fantastic. The sand was gorgeous, the sun was shining, and our guide was funny and informative. We rode camels, for miles, and went through a beautiful sunset.
- Evening: Having had the evening to relax, I was feeling very thankful for everything. I had seen some beautiful sights, and had got to experience the full beauty of this place. This experience was something I will never forget, and I cant imagine not recommending it to anyone.
Day 5: The Last Day and Farewell, For Now.
- Morning: A long leisurely breakfast, packing, a few last-minute souvenir purchases (because, let's be honest, did you really go anywhere if you don't buy more stuff?)
- Afternoon: Lounging by the pool. Trying to soak in the last moments of the Moroccan sun. Feeling a strange mix of exhaustion and exhilaration. This trip has been a whirlwind, full of sensory overload and minor disasters. But also, moments of pure, unadulterated joy.
- Evening: Farewell dinner at a rooftop restaurant, overlooking the twinkling lights of Marrakech. Mint tea (of course). Reflecting on this crazy, wonderful adventure. Marrakech, you've been… something. And I can't wait to come back and do it all over again.
This is it, short and sweet. Marrakech is pure chaos, and pure magic. Go. Be prepared. And for the love of all that is holy, drink the tea.
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