Kamala Village Phuket: Thailand's Hidden Paradise (Uncovered!)
Kamala Village Phuket: Thailand's Hidden Paradise (Uncovered!) – A Review That's Honestly Us
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Kamala Village Phuket. Forget the perfectly curated Instagram feeds, this review is going to be real, raw, and possibly filled with ramblings about the best pad thai I've ever eaten. (Spoiler alert: it was pretty darn close). This is my attempt at giving you the real lowdown on this "hidden paradise," complete with all the messy, glorious details.
The Vibe: Accessibility & Getting There – Let's Face It, Phuket Can Be a Drag…Sometimes
Okay, let's start with the practical stuff. Accessibility: This is HUGE. While I didn't need full wheelchair access, I always pay attention to it because… well, life happens. Kamala Village does offer Facilities for disabled guests, which is a good start. They also have an Elevator, which is a huge win, especially after a day of exploring. Now, getting to the village? Airport transfer is a lifesaver. Phuket's airport is… chaotic. Having someone waiting to whisk you away is worth its weight in gold. Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site] are also a bonus, though parking in Phuket in general can still be a bit of a free-for-all.
First Impression: Rooms – My Own Little Sanctuary (Minus the Dust Bunnies, Probably)
The rooms. Oh, the rooms. Let's get real: comfort matters. And Kamala Village delivers. Air conditioning? Absolutely essential in Phuket (and, yes, there is also air conditioning in public areas). Wi-Fi [free in all rooms!] – HUGE. I needed to stay connected, and the free Wi-Fi meant I could actually, you know, WORK. Free bottled water? Always appreciated. But the real winner for me? The blackout curtains combined with the extra long bed. Sleep is GOLD, people, especially after that Pad Thai!
Speaking of which, let me get into the rooms a little deeper. I'm not the best when it comes to hotel reviews, but I'll give this room review a shot.
- Additional toilet: You know there will be a time when you have a group of friends and you'll have a friend who is spending a long time in the bathroom
- Alarm clock: I never set it, but I guess it's helpful
- Bathrobes: YES! I love my bathrobes.
- Bathroom phone: Oh god, I hope I never have to use that
- Bathtub: Meh, I barely used it
- Blackout curtains: Awesome
- Carpeting: It's ok
- Closet: Good for your clothes
- Coffee/tea maker: Alright, but I prefer Starbucks
- Complimentary tea: Nice
- Daily housekeeping: Appreciated
- Desk: A desk is a desk
- Extra long bed: Yes, please
- Free bottled water: Always a plus
- Hair dryer: Very useful for my girlfriend
- High floor: I'm assuming they always give you the room in the best location
- In-room safe box: I never really know how to use it
- Interconnecting room(s) available: For a family, nice
- Internet access – LAN: I feel like I'm back in the 90s
- Internet access – wireless: Yes, please
- Ironing facilities: Another thing my girlfriend likes
- Laptop workspace: Another desk for me
- Linens: Comfy
- Mini bar: I usually forgot to use it
- Mirror: I needed that
- Non-smoking: Good
- On-demand movies: Great
- Private bathroom: Mandatory
- Reading light: I never read
- Refrigerator: Always nice.
- Safety/security feature: Always appreciated
- Satellite/cable channels: Fine
- Scale: I don't want to know
- Seating area: Great
- Separate shower/bathtub: Awesome
- Shower: Essential
- Slippers: Nice touch
- Smoke detector: Essential
- Socket near the bed: Very useful
- Sofa: Nice
- Soundproofing: Important
- Telephone: For emergencies
- Toiletries: Usually good
- Towels: Yes
- Umbrella: Hope I don't have to use it
- Visual alarm: Helpful
- Wake-up service: I hate it
- Wi-Fi [free]: Huge
- Window that opens: Great
Let's Talk Food, Baby! (And Maybe a Little Booze)
Oh. My. God. The food. This is where Kamala Village truly shines.
- Asian breakfast: Delicious
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: You get the idea
- Breakfast [buffet]: A classic
- Buffet in restaurant: Ok
- Cofee/tea in restaurant: You need this
- Coffee shop: Starbucks
- Desserts in restaurant: I love desserts
- International cuisine in restaurant: Alright
- Poolside bar: Yes, please
- Restaurants: Good to have
- Room service [24-hour]: Amazing
- Salad in restaurant: To get some greens
- Snack bar: Ok
- Soup in restaurant: Good
- Vegetarian restaurant: Good to have
- Western breakfast: Ok
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Meh
You've got Restaurants, a Coffee shop, and a Poolside bar. Breakfast [buffet] is a must-do. Seriously, load up on the fresh fruit and get ready for the day. And for those late-night cravings? Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver. I may or may not have ordered Pad Thai at 2 AM after a particularly… enthusiastic karaoke session at the bar. (Let’s just say my rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody” was unique).
The food also extends to things like A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, and Soup in restaurant. It's all there for you.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Pool, and… More Spa! (My Personal Paradise)
This is where Kamala Village truly sells itself, with the Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor].
I lived in the spa. Seriously. The massage was divine. I mean, I’m talking "melted-into-a-puddle-of-bliss" good. I was a stress ball before, and then I was gone. The Pool with view? Stunning. Perfect for lazy afternoons with a cocktail (or three). And the Sauna just felt so luxurious. Plus, there's a Gym/fitness if you're feeling guilty about all the delicious food.
Things to Do, Things to See (And Maybe Get a Tan)
Honestly, this area could be better. Kamala Village offers Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking, Bicycle parking
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Reality
Here's where Kamala Village really impressed me. In the post-pandemic world, safety is a priority, and they're on it. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol. These are all amazing. You can really chill out. Also, they offer Room sanitization opt-out available
For the Kids (If You're Into That Sort of Thing)
I'm more of a “solo travel” kind of guy, but I noticed they have Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities, which is great for those with little ones.
The Minor Annoyances (Because No Place is Perfect)
Okay, let's be honest. No place is perfect. I ran into some areas where this could be improved. The "shrines" were out of my area.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back? (HECK YES!)
Look, Kamala Village isn't perfect. But it's close
Escape to Paradise: Coral Inn Maldives - Your Dream Island Getaway
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a week in Kamala, Phuket. Forget those perfectly polished itineraries – this is going to be a train wreck of sunshine, spicy food, and questionable decisions. My travel journal? More like a scrapbook of glorious chaos.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (and Pad Thai!)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Landed at Phuket International Airport. Humidity hits you like a wet, warm blanket. Immediately regretted wearing my jeans. Also, lost my phone in the airport. Fantastic start.
- Morning (9:30 AM): After a frantic 30 minutes of near-tears, found my phone! Thank you, lost and found angels. Grabbed a taxi to Kamala. The driver, bless his heart, clearly wanted to take the scenic route (AKA, the route through every single traffic jam)
- Late Morning (11:00 AM): Checked into my bungalow at the Kamala Beach Resort (or whatever they call it. I think I've forgotten.) It's charmingly…rustic? Let's go with that. The air con sounds like a dying walrus.
- Lunch (12:30 PM): First order of business: FOOD. Found a little place on the beach (the one with the slightly dodgy-looking plastic chairs). Ordered Pad Thai. It was… life-changing. Honestly, the best I've ever had. Ate it so fast I almost choked. Then, a cockroach ran across my foot. Lost my appetite. Sort of.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Beach time! Ah, the sea. So blue, so inviting… and so damn crowded if you get too close the main beach. So instead I wandered along the coast, found a quieter spot, and promptly fell asleep under a very shady palm tree. Woke up an hour later, covered in sand and slightly sunburnt. Victory.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Walked to Kamala Beach. The sunset. Oh. My. God. The colours were insane. Like, somebody had spilled a bucket of unicorn tears across the sky. I almost cried. Seriously, the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Took about a million pictures, none of which will ever do it justice.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a little restaurant called "Mama's Kitchen" (original, I know). Tried the Massaman curry. Spicy. Delicious. Started a conversation with a couple who seemed to be on a permanent honeymoon. They kept hugging. I felt so incredibly single.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Bought a Chang beer at a local bar and promptly got into a conversation with a man who claimed to have personally trained Muay Thai (Thai Boxing) champions. I definitely did not understand half of what he said because of his thick accent but I kept nodding and smiling. Then, stumbled back to my bungalow. Bed. Sweet, sweet bed.
Day 2: Motorcycle Mayhem & Market Magic
- Morning (9:00 AM): First hurdle: rent a scooter. This was far more terrifying than it should have been. The guy at the rental place just shrugged and gave me a key. I looked at it… confused. My eyes darted around in fear. Scootering on the right side of the road is hard. I nearly flipped it 3 times going around Kamala. I'm not sure if even have a valid license anyway.
- Morning (10:30 AM): Managed to survive the scooter ride long enough to get to the Kamala Friday market. The smells! The colours! The chaos! I was immediately overwhelmed. Bargain-hunting is a contact sport, I swear. Ended up buying a pair of knock-off Ray-Bans and a suspicious-looking fruit (dragon fruit, apparently).
- Lunch (12:00 PM): Ate some unbelievably cheap and delicious street food at the market. I think I might have accidentally devoured a deep-fried insect. Didn't realize until halfway through chewing. Pretended to enjoy it.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Took a scooter ride to Pa Tong the famous beach of Phuket. The traffic was insane. Got honked at every 5 seconds. The beach was crazy and full of people. Too much. Decided to go back to Kamala.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Took a relaxing Thai massage. Well, "relaxing" is a relative term. The woman who did my masseuse was incredibly strong. My muscles, now liquified, could support you on the ground. I may have yelped a few times. But after… pure bliss.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a gorgeous restaurant right on the beach. The food was elegant, the service impeccable. The price, however, was a bit on the steep side. I felt slightly guilty for ordering the Lobster. Oops?
- Evening (9:00 PM): Decided to try my hand at some karaoke in a local bar. My singing - terrible, off-key. The bar owner was very kind and smiled while trying. But hey, everyone else was drunk and having fun. Felt good.
Day 3: The Big Buddha & Emotional Rollercoaster
- Morning (9:00 AM): Today's mission: The Big Buddha. Needed to be up early. Needed to respect the rules. Needed to be covered up (shoulders and knees, people!) The climb up was a sweaty slog. There are some super steep roads leading up to the big statue - the scooter was struggling.
- Morning (10:30 AM): Reached the top. The view. Just wow. You can see the entire island laid out before you. Breathtaking. So many feelings. I teared up. Then felt a little bit silly for tearing up. It's just a statue, after all.
- Morning (11:30 AM): Wandered around the temple grounds, took pictures, donated money. Felt incredibly spiritual. Then I saw a stray dog and nearly burst into tears again. Why am I so soft?!
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Found a little restaurant near the Big Buddha. Pad Thai AGAIN. Yes, I know it's boring. But it's delicious, okay? I even felt guilty that I couldn't have a nice meal in front of the dog.
- Afternoon (2:30 PM): Decided to go to the beach. Again. This time, I brought a book. Read for approximately five minutes before getting distracted by a group of kids building a sandcastle.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Went for a swim. The water was lovely. Tried to body surf, failed miserably. Got sand in places I didn't know sand could get.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Decided to try a cooking class. Disaster. I'm clearly not cut out to be a chef. My green curry tasted like… regret. The teacher was incredibly patient. I was incredibly embarrassed.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Watched the sunset. Again. Still beautiful. Still emotional. Still bought another Chang beer.
Day 4: Phi Phi Ferry and Post-Beach Panic
- Morning (7:00 AM): Got up early for a Ferry ride to Phi Phi. It was a long trip.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Arrived to Phi Phi. Overcrowded!
- All day: Many beaches, many snorkeling stops, many boats. Too many people. Got a bit seasick on the way back
- Evening (8:00 PM): Returned to Kamala. Exhausted. Ate some noodles. Passed out.
Day 5: Pool Day & Sunset Drinks (aka, Recovery Mode)
- Morning (10:00 AM): Slept in. Needed it.
- Morning (11:00 AM): Finally, the pool. Did absolutely nothing but float.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Ordered a pizza at the resort's pool bar. Mediocre, but I was too lazy to care.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): More pool time. Read my book (actually read this time).
- Afternoon (5:00 PM): Sunset drinks at a bar on the beach. Finally ordered fancy cocktails. Celebrated my ability to cope with the humidity.
- Evening (8:00 PM): A little Thai restaurant near my usual spot.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Got back to the hotel slightly tipsy.
Day 6: Temples, Turtles & Taxis (oh my!)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Finally made the trip to Wat Phra Yai. Needed to see other temples. The statue was huge and golden. Took some pictures. Felt peaceful. Then got pestered by a vendor selling overpriced souvenirs.
- Morning (10:30 AM): Phuket Elephant Sanctuary - got to feed and bathe elephants, felt happy!
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Another noodle
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