Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Nebo Hotel, Varkala
Nebo Hotel, Varkala: Paradise Found…Maybe With a Few Hiccups? (A Brutally Honest Review)
Alright, picture this: you, stressed, frazzled, needing a total escape. Varkala, Kerala, India, its cliffs overlooking the Arabian Sea, promises paradise. And Nebo Hotel? Well, Nebo Hotel promises pretty much the same thing. I’m back from my stay, slightly sunburned, thoroughly relaxed (mostly), and here to give you the unvarnished truth.
First Impressions: The Good, The Questionable, And the…Elevator?
Nebo boasts a slick, modern exterior. You could see it from space, probably. Upon arrival, the lobby is all minimalist chic, but the overwhelming aroma of…well, it was a floral air freshener that felt a little aggressive, like it was trying too hard to hide something. And speaking of trying hard, the front desk staff, bless their hearts, were super polite. Almost… overly so? Maybe it's a cultural thing. But hey, Contactless check-in/out was a lifesaver, especially after a long flight. Luggage storage was efficient, and the Doorman seemed genuinely pleased to help. Bonus points.
Then, the elevator. Ah, the elevator. It's listed under Elevator, and yes, it exists. But it rattled a bit. And the journey seemed…longer than it should have been. Made me briefly consider the Exterior corridor, just for the novelty of it.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag & The Fine Print
Wheelchair accessible is, thankfully, listed, and there are ramps, but navigating some areas felt a little tight. The Facilities for disabled guests are present, which is good. But I'd suggest calling ahead and confirming specific needs, just to be on the safe side. It's always worth double-checking.
Rooms: The Sanctuary (Mostly)
Okay, let's talk rooms. I went for a room with an Air conditioning unit (thank god!) and a balcony. Blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in, and the bed was delightfully big. The bathroom? Modern, clean. Toiletries were provided, though I’m a sucker for having my own. There was a safe, a mini-bar, and even a desk to pretend I was being productive.
Minor complaints? The coffee/tea maker was… adequate. And the complimentary tea… well, let's just say I raided the Coffee/tea in restaurant selection downstairs after a day. And, no, I didn’t experience using the Bathroom phone.
I was thankful for the Free Wi-Fi, because, let's be honest, who travels without needing the internet?
Food, Glorious Food (Mostly) & The Breakfast Buffet Battle Royale
The Restaurants at Nebo were a highlight. There was a delightful Vegetarian restaurant, which was a major win since both my wife and I love Indian cuisine. The Asian cuisine in the restaurant was also a good choice. The Poolside bar was perfect for a pre-dinner cocktail, and the Happy hour was a bonus.
The Breakfast [buffet] was an event, a war zone. It wasn't the best breakfast buffet I’ve ever encountered, but it had the essentials: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast options, eggs cooked to order, and a surprisingly decent coffee. The service was a bit chaotic, but in a charming, chaotic-Indian-breakfast kind of way. I still have nightmares about the crowd, but I would love to visit again to grab some Salad in restaurant.
I had some delightful Desserts in restaurant. And the Soup in restaurant was a game-changer. Kudos to the Chef!
Wellness & Relaxation: Spa Day Dreams &…The Gym
Alright, the spa. This is where Nebo really shines. I indulged in a Massage, a Body scrub, and a Body wrap. The masseuse was a magician. Seriously, I think she actually sawed off years of stress from my shoulders. The Sauna and Steamroom were divine. It felt like being reborn.
The Gym/fitness center? Let's just say it was…functional. I attempted to go, but honestly, after all the massages, the sun, the delicious food and the drinks… the gym never even stood a chance. It was a place to avoid.
The outdoor Swimming pool offered a Pool with view as depicted in the promotional images, which was lovely, except when it was crowded.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe, Feeling Sanitized
Okay, let’s talk COVID. Nebo takes this seriously. There was Hand sanitizer everywhere. The staff were masked, and I appreciated the Daily disinfection in common areas. The Anti-viral cleaning products were evident. I was relieved to see evidence of Rooms sanitized between stays. I didn't opt for the Room sanitization opt-out available. And I definitely, definitely appreciated the Safe dining setup.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The Concierge was incredibly helpful when I needed to find a good seafood restaurant. Daily housekeeping kept the rooms spotless. The Gift/souvenir shop was a dangerous temptation. Laundry service was efficient, and the Dry cleaning came in handy. The Cash withdrawal facilities were also very handy.
Things To Do: Beyond the Beach
Varkala is all about the beach! But Nebo does offer some other distractions. I didn't use the Audio-visual equipment for special events, or the Projector/LED display, but they were available, and that's nice.
Getting Around: Transportation Tango
Airport transfer was seamless. Car park [free of charge] was great, but I didn't need it. Taxi service was readily available.
In Conclusion: Should You Go? ABSOLUTELY, with a Few Caveats
Nebo Hotel in Varkala delivers on its promise of luxury, and the spa experience alone is worth the price of admission. Is it perfect? No. But the minor flaws are easily forgiven, and the positives far outweigh the negatives.
Here's my pitch:
Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Luxury at Nebo Hotel, Varkala!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's polished travel itinerary. We're going to Varkala, India, and we're going to do it wrong. And by wrong, I mean wonderfully imperfect, gloriously messy, and dripping with the kind of real-life chaos that makes for the best stories. This is for Nebo Hotel, by the way. God, I hope it's actually called Nebo Hotel. Don't tell me I've got the name wrong already…
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (and Maybe Beach Bliss?)
- 7:00 AM (ish): The Great Bangalore Airport Scramble. Okay, so I woke up convinced I'd missed my flight. Cue frantic search through my bag for the passport, which, naturally, was hiding in plain sight. Found it. Almost lost it again in the security line. Then, the joy of Indian airport food: a questionable sandwich and lukewarm coffee. My stomach’s already predicting a mutiny, but hey, adventure, right?
- 12:00 PM (local time): Finally, Varkala! The taxi driver, bless his soul, looked like he'd seen a ghost. He kept muttering something in Malayalam (I assume) about the heat. It IS scorching. My hair's already a frizzy mess. First impressions of Nebo… okay, the view from the balcony is actually kind of stunning. Ocean stretching out forever. Okay, I breathed. I started to relax. The room is… well, it’s got character. And by character I mean, it's charmingly basic.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch & The Spicy Revelation. Found a cute little beach shack down the North Cliff. Ordered something "mild" – because I am clearly brilliant at assessing spice levels. Famous last words. My mouth is on fire. Tears are streaming. But the fish is actually amazing. Worth it. I think?
- 3:00 PM: Attempting to Beach (and Failing Gracefully). Tried to wander down to the beach. The sand is HOT. Like, literally, I ran from any shaded spot to find a cool corner. I'm already regretting skipping the pedicure back in Bangalore! My feet are screaming. Found a nice spot under a palm tree, settled in with a book. Then a rogue wave nearly swallowed me! Okay, maybe beach time needs to be a little gentler.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset Stroll & the Curious Case of the Cows. A slow walk down the cliff path. Incredible sunset, painted the sky in fiery oranges and pinks. Also, lots of cows. Just… everywhere. They wander around like they own the place, which, let's be honest, they probably do. Saw one cow give me a look that could curdle milk.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner & the Sound of the Ocean (Plus a Mosquito Attack). Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Delicious, fragrant curry. Mosquitoes, though. The tiny demons. Lost the battle. My legs are covered in bites. This is going to be a long night. I am seriously questioning my life choices right now.
Day 2: Yoga, Regrets, and the Great Chai Chase
- 7:00 AM: Yoga (and Humiliation). Ok, I signed up for a morning yoga class on the terrace overlooking that incredible ocean. Famous last words. I'm not flexible. I'm not graceful. I'm pretty sure I'm only good at awkward angles. The instructor, a serene-looking woman called Priya, was probably trying to hide her amusement as I toppled out of a downward dog. I spent most of the class trying not to fall over or accidentally fart. It was… a learning experience.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast & The Dreaded Beach Burn. More delicious breakfast. Scrambled eggs, fresh fruit, strong, sweet Indian coffee. But… the burn. I did NOT apply enough sunscreen yesterday. My shoulders are looking like a lobster's worst nightmare. Note to self: Get more aloe vera ASAP.
- 10:00 AM: The Chai Hunt. Okay, I'm obsessed with chai. Spicy, milky, perfect chai. Spent a good hour wandering around the little shops, chasing that perfect cup. Found it! At a tiny little stall run by a woman with the kindest eyes. The chai was nectar of the gods. Pure bliss.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The Great Aloe Vera Search. Spent the next two (agonizing) hours trying to find aloe vera. Pharmacy, after pharmacy, after pharmacy. Finally snagged some at the back of some small family-run store, and I'd swear they were laughing as they sold it to me. A little pricey, but worth it, considering the state of my shoulders.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch and the Great Nap. Lunch at a different shack, maybe a bit less spice, and I'm starting to get the hang of navigating the menu. Back to the hotel for a much-needed nap. Sunstroke is a serious threat.
- 4:00 PM: Exploring the South Cliff. More walking! It's still hot, still humid, and I feel like I'm constantly sweating. The South Cliff is much quieter than the North Cliff.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and Philosophical Musings. This is where I'm really starting to realize why people come to places like Varkala to chill. Dinner overlooking the cliffs, the sound of the waves… it's truly mesmerizing. Maybe this whole "finding myself" thing isn't such a cliché after all. Yeah, right. I'll probably be back to being stressed out about something in about five minutes. But for now… bliss.
Day 3: Diving Deeply into One Experience (Massage… and the Joy of Being a Tourist)
- 9:00 AM: The Massage that Brought Me Back to Life. Okay, I splurged. I needed it. At a tiny shack down the North Cliff, a two-hour Ayurvedic massage. It was… transformative. The therapist, this tiny woman with hands of steel, she was like a sorceress. She rubbed, she kneaded, she poured warm oil over me. My lobster-red skin started to relax. My muscles? They melted. I honestly think I fell asleep and had a dream where I had wings. I emerged from that shack feeling like a new person. This is what I'd come for. This, and the chai.
- 11:00 AM: Reflecting on the Massage (and Ordering Chai, Obviously). Sat. At a café drinking chai. Reflected… and sipped. The massage hit a deep spot. But, more importantly, the chai was perfect.
- 12:00 PM: Beach Bumming (and Failing at Being a Beach Bum). I tried to be truly relaxed. But this time I took a big umbrella and lots of water. It was great… for about fifteen minutes before my mind decided to wander back to my stressful life.
- 2:00 PM: More Chai? Okay, maybe I have a problem. Another perfect little cup.
- 4:00 PM: Shopping for… Well, Everything. Found a small shop and spent a small fortune of souvenirs and clothes I'll probably never wear.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset and Stare at the Ocean. The constant waves, the never stopping tides… it's beautiful and makes me feel insignificant in the best possible way.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner and the Reality of Departure. Dinner with an even better view than before. Tomorrow is my last day. I actually kind of don't want to leave. Even with the sweat, the sand, the mosquitos… it's been a beautiful, messy, glorious experience.
Day 4: Departure & The Promise… and the Likely Reality
- 8:00 AM: Last Breakfast & the Bitter-Sweet Goodbye. Eating breakfast with that stunning view. Almost shedding a tear at the thought of leaving. This place really got to me. Said my goodbyes to the waiters. They're the best, and actually got a good smile out of me.
- 9:00 AM: Last Minute Souvenir Hunting Bought some more tea, some spices, and something I saw and figured "why not?".
- 11:00 AM: To the Airport (And the Reality of Airports.) Bye bye, Varkala! The taxi's here, blasting Bollywood music. The drive back to the airport feels incredibly long. The airport is as chaotic as ever.
- 1:00 PM (ish): Plane. Finally. Already missing that darn chai.
And there you have it. A completely subjective, probably half-baked, totally honest account of a trip to Varkala. Will things go according to plan? Probably not. Will I have the perfect trip?
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