**Unbelievable Bhaktapur Stay: Siddhi Laxmi Guest House Awaits!**
Siddhi Laxmi Guest House: Bhaktapur Bliss (…with a Few Quirks!) - A Raw & Unfiltered Review
Okay, folks, gather ‘round! I just got back from Siddhi Laxmi Guest House in Bhaktapur, Nepal, and let me tell you, it was…an experience. This review ain't going to be your typical, boring hotel brochure stuff. We're diving deep, people. Forget the filtered photos; we're getting REAL up in here.
First, the Basics (and Then the Fun Stuff!): Accessibility & Getting Around:
Right, let's start with the serious bits. Accessibility is always a concern, and while Siddhi Laxmi does have an elevator (a big plus!), it's not a fully "wheelchair accessible" paradise. Seems like there's a few steps here and there, and Bhaktapur itself is cobblestone-central. So, definitely enquire about your specific needs before booking. But on the flip side, they do offer airport transfer, which is a godsend after a long flight! And the car park is free, which always makes me happy.
Internet & Connectivity: Wi-Fi Woes (and Wins!)
Alright, let's be honest: the internet in Nepal can be… temperamental. Siddhi Laxmi says "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" And, well, it's mostly true. There were times where the connection was stronger than a yak on Red Bull, and I could stream movies with ease. Then there were times when I felt like I was back in the dial-up days, staring at a spinning wheel of doom. They do offer LAN access, but let's face it, who uses LAN in 2024? Just pray to the Wi-Fi gods for a strong signal, and you should be alright.
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized, But Not Sterile (Thank Goodness!)
Okay, in the post-pandemic world, cleanliness is KING (or Queen, let's be inclusive!). Siddhi Laxmi takes it seriously. They were definitely on top of the "daily disinfection in common areas" and "professional-grade sanitizing services" thing. They even used "anti-viral cleaning products." (I tried sniffing the air for a tell-tale bleach aroma, but I couldn't confirm… maybe you can try it yourself!) The room sanitization opt-out is a nice touch, too, if you're the kind of person who likes to live dangerously. They also had hand sanitizer everywhere, which is appreciated. They had a doctor/nurse on call, first aid kits, and smoke alarms in the rooms, which is always reassuring when you're a bit of a klutz like me. But… and this is important… it didn't feel sterile. It felt… clean and inviting. Not like a hospital.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feast Upon the Flavors
Ah, the food! This is where Siddhi Laxmi really shines. They have a restaurant, and it's got a menu that'll make your taste buds sing the Nepali anthem! They have an "A la carte in restaurant". They offer Asian breakfast, there's a Western breakfast option, and the asian cuisine is amazing! I personally loved the Asian breakfast. Think fluffy parathas, spicy curries, and the heartiest, most flavorful dal makhani you've ever tasted. I felt like I had the real experience of authentic Nepali cuisine!. They also have a bar, and a poolside bar which is great! the drink selection is impressive. The “bottle of water” they provided was a lifesaver, and the "coffee/tea in restaurant" was always welcome.
My Personal Foodie Fiasco:
Okay, here’s a story. One morning, I was determined to try the buffet (they have one, by the way). Picture me, bleary-eyed and hungry, piling my plate high with every conceivable item. I ate everything! But, as I was finishing up, I realized I'd loaded up on a particularly spicy chili chutney. My mouth felt like it was on fire. I was almost crying from the heat! I had to find out where to find the water, I needed to drink something, anything. Luckily, the staff, bless their hearts, saw my predicament and rushed over with a pitcher of cold water. They even offered me some yogurt to cool things down. It was mortifying and delicious. I'll never make that mistake again, but hey, the food was so good it was worth it (and the staff's kindness was a major plus!).
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day! (Maybe…?)
This is where things get a little… interesting. Siddhi Laxmi claims to have a "Spa/sauna". They also have "massage." However, when I inquired about a full-blown spa experience, the options were… limited. They had a small room, and one masseuse. Still, a relaxing massage after a day of temple-hopping in Bhaktapur is never a bad idea. They don’t have all the things like “body scrub” or “body wrap” but the place is still relaxing which is what matters.
Services & Conveniences: They Got You Covered (Mostly).
The whole team is friendly. The "concierge" was super helpful. They offered currency exchange which is definitely necessary if you're coming from abroad; they even offered safe deposit boxes (always a good idea!). Daily housekeeping was on point, and they also have dry cleaning and ironing service. The “luggage storage” came in handy. They also had a convenience store which has some random essentials.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Vibes
Siddhi Laxmi is very family-friendly. I didn’t see “babysitting service” but they absolutely love children!.
Accommodation: The Rooms (Cozy, But Not Perfect!)
My room! Alright, let's talk specifics. The rooms are pretty nice. They've got air conditioning (a lifesaver in the summer!), blackout curtains (essential for catching up on sleep!), a coffee/tea maker, a fridge, a small seating area, and a TV with satellite channels. The bed was comfortable, the linens were clean, and the "free bottled water" was a godsend. What I didn't love? Well, the decor was a little… dated. The bathroom, though functional, wasn't exactly a spa-like experience. And the soundproofing? Let's just say you can hear what's happening in the hallway, and you might have to get used to the "wake-up service" of the goats bleating in the morning.
My Unfiltered Verdict:
Siddhi Laxmi Guest House is charming, comfortable, and a great base for exploring the magic of Bhaktapur. It's not perfect. It’s not a luxury resort. But it's got character. It's got heart. It's got incredible food. And most importantly, the staff are genuinely lovely and helpful. Honestly, the small imperfections just add to the charm. The things they are missing are insignificant.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to Bhaktapur, to the Siddhi Laxmi Guest House – think "charmingly ramshackle" meets "holy cow, that's a low ceiling." This itinerary is less a rigid schedule and more… a suggestion. A whisper, a nudge, a half-formed idea, like the Nepali tea I’m currently mainlining to stave off the jet lag. Let's get this chaotic, beautiful, slightly-too-much-caffeine show on the road.
Bhaktapur Blitz: A Messy, Marvelous Itinerary (with emphasis on the "messy")
(Day 1: Arrival and the Great Dust Storm of Doom)
- Morning: Land in Kathmandu. Groan inwardly at the sheer madness of the airport – glorious chaos, but still… chaos. Hopefully, the pre-arranged taxi (fingers crossed it’s actually there!) will whisk us away to Bhaktapur. I'm already picturing the epic scenery, the prayer flags, the… Wait, is that smog? Dear God, what have I gotten myself into?
- Afternoon (ish): Arrive at Siddhi Laxmi Guest House. Pray it's as lovely as the online photos suggest (or at least, structurally sound). Check-in (hopefully without too much confusion – Nepali paperwork is a glorious puzzle). Unpack. Immediately realize I packed approximately 50% more stuff than I needed. Sigh.
- Afternoon (for real): Okay, this is where things get… interesting. I’m trying to remember the hotel name - Siddhi something? Well, it takes me a good while but get it. I go outside and BAM. Dust. A biblical dust storm of epic proportions. I’m talking visibility of approximately three feet. My lungs feel like they've been sandpapered. Everyone around me just seems to shrug it off, like it's a common Tuesday. "Welcome to Bhaktapur!" says the dust. "Have some lungful!."
- Evening: Find a restaurant (hopefully one with actual walls) and attempt to eat a proper Nepali dinner. Try the momos (dumplings). They are potentially heaven. I'll probably order too much. I almost certainly will. Drink a local beer (probably Everest, because… Everest) and attempt to feel like a seasoned travel pro. Fail spectacularly. Write in my journal, rambling about the dust, the momos, and the existential dread of being a tourist.
(Day 2: Temples, Terracotta, and Terrible Bargaining Skills)
- Morning: Time to actually see Bhaktapur. Wander around Durbar Square, the central hub. Gawk at the temples. Snap photos. Get utterly bewildered by the intricate carvings. Try to resist the urge to touch EVERYTHING (temple etiquette is, apparently, a thing). I'm pretty sure I'll accidentally offend someone.
- Midday: Head to the Pottery Square. This is where it gets… dangerous for my wallet. I love pottery. I’m drawn to it like a moth to a flickering flame. Bargain for some terracotta pots, plates, and maybe a tiny singing bowl. (I'm terrible at bargaining, so I’ll probably overpay, but the wares will be beautiful, and I won't feel any shame). I will probably also manage to drop something. It’s statistically inevitable.
- Afternoon: The Durbar Square is full of beauty, but god is it crowded. Tourists everywhere! I want to see it without thousands of other people. I decide to go to a quieter square. And… wow. It took my breath away. So many brick houses, the smell of wood, the colors, the peacefulness… I sit down and start to realize for the first time that this place is magical. I see an old man. He starts making wood carvings. I want to buy one from him, but I don't know how to speak the language, so I just stare in silence. It's the best I have had the whole trip.
- Evening: Find a rooftop restaurant. Soak in the sunset over the valley. Reflect on the day's triumphs (avoiding a pickpocket, successfully navigating the treacherous alleyways) and failures (eating too many momos). Decide to start tomorrow healthier, and more aware of my surroundings, and definitely better at haggling. That lasts for approximately five minutes.
(Day 3: The Taleju Temple and the Great Momo Debacle)
- Morning: Attempt to find the Taleju Temple. I'm told it's beautiful. Apparently, only Hindus can enter, but maybe I can peek through a crack in the door. Or maybe I can just sit outside and soak up the atmosphere until I finally get kicked out for loitering.
- Midday: Revisit Durbar Square. I'll get more comfortable with the chaos.
- Afternoon: Okay, so, disaster struck. I spotted this place called "Momo Heaven." Sounds promising, right? WRONG. The momos… were not heaven. They were rubbery. The filling was… questionable. And the chili sauce tasted like fire, not the good, flavorful kind, but the "my mouth is now an inferno" kind. I ate them anyway, because… pride. I left, slightly defeated, and also desperately craving a glass of water.
- Evening: Consider leaving the city. But then I remember, that means leaving this place. This place is my home. I decide to wander again, hoping to find a good place to eat. Perhaps another place with momos? I'm a glutton for punishment.
(Day 4: Departure (and the lingering scent of incense and adventure))
- Morning: Last breakfast at Siddhi Laxmi. Say goodbye to the slightly-too-thin walls, the quirky charm, and the general feeling of being in a place that's both incredibly ancient and utterly alive. Pack. Re-pack, because I still have way too much stuff.
- Midday: Head back to Kathmandu. I will probably spend the whole taxi ride just staring at the view of the Himalayas, and regretting all the things I failed to do while here.
- Afternoon: Airport. Kathmandu. Flights. Back home. Try to organize my life again, after the chaos.
- Evening: Land back in my real home. Staring at my wall, remembering the dust, the temples, and thinking about the momos… and the dust. Remembering the old wood carver, and wondering if I'll meet him again. I'm already planning my return. Important Disclaimer: This is a very rough sketch. It's subject to change based on my whim, the weather, the availability of momos, and how much I like someone's smile. It may involve getting hopelessly lost. It will involve moments of profound beauty, and moments of abject awkwardness. Embrace the chaos. That’s the whole point. Happy trails (and try not to step in any… things).
So, Siddhi Laxmi Guest House... What IS the deal? Like, actually?
Okay, so Siddhi Laxmi Guest House in Bhaktapur. Truthfully? It's...characterful. Let's put it that way. It's not the Four Seasons, *obviously*. Think rickety charm meets a family that possibly forgets you're there... sometimes. But that’s part of its weird, endearing magic. It's nestled in the heart of Bhaktapur, which itself is like stepping into a living, breathing museum. You're surrounded by ancient temples, cobblestone streets...and delicious *juju dhau*, which, let's be honest, is reason enough to go. It's more like a homestay than a hotel, and that's what differentiates it.
Is it, like, actually clean? 'Cause I'm kind of a germaphobe.
Okay, real talk. Cleanliness in Nepal is... nuanced. Let's just say they embrace a more 'rustic' approach to housekeeping. You're not going to find surgical-suite levels of scrubbing. But, and this is a big but (pun intended), the rooms are generally tidy. The beds are comfy - I slept like a log there! Just bring some hand sanitizer. Seriously. And maybe those anti-bacterial wipes... you know, for your peace of mind. I once found... a gecko friend on my wall, and let's just say that wasn't a five-star experience, but it gave me a story! He was cute, though. Kind of.
How do I book? Is it a complicated process?
You could try using booking.com for Siddhi Laxmi Guest House, but be warned: sometimes the information isn't super up-to-date. I’d actually recommend just phoning or emailing them directly. It's way more personal, and you can actually chat with someone. The responses might be a tad slow, but it's better than ending up stranded. Be patient. Things in Nepal move at their own pace. And, honestly, part of the charm is the 'off-the-beaten-path' aspect. My advice: go old school! Call ahead. It adds to the adventure! I did that and it was so fun! My phone call was answered by a very nice lady. That was very awesome!
What are the rooms like? Are they spacious? Do they have, like, a *bathroom*?
Spacious? Debatable. Functional? Absolutely. The rooms are cozy, but not cramped. You're not going to be doing jumping jacks in there, but there's enough space to, you know, spread your stuff out. And YES, they have bathrooms. They are attached, but be aware, the showers might not be the most powerful. Think more of a gentle drizzle than a monsoon, haha. Hot water is available, but sometimes it's...temperamental. Embrace the cold shower! It is great when it's super-hot outside. Also the rooms are simple. If you are one of those people that need a TV, that is not for you. Do it for the experience of the place!
Do they have Wi-Fi? Because Instagram calls!
Oh, yes, they indeed do. Wi-Fi is available, but don't expect lightning-fast speeds. It's Nepal Wi-Fi, so think slower than what you're used to. Download your important files before you go. You might have to go outside to the courtyard to get a decent signal. It's a good excuse to, you know, actually *look* at the world instead of your phone, right? (Says the person glued to their phone). It makes you truly enjoy your time there.
What about food? Is there a restaurant? Should I be worried?
There's a restaurant, and honestly, the food is good. Home-cooked, simple, and usually delicious. Breakfast is included in the price, and you can probably order lunch and dinner, too. It's basic Nepali fare - dal bhat (rice and lentil soup) is your friend!. I had one of the best momos I have eaten there - a complete surprise! They'll also whip up some simple Western dishes if you're craving something familiar. Worried? Nah, just be mindful of your stomach and maybe pack some Imodium, 'just in case.' But honestly, the food is a highlight, in my opinion. Be adventurous!
What is the best thing to eat in there?
This is a tough one! Depending on the day they are preparing something different. But when I went, they were preparing the *Momos*. They were freshly hand-made by the family, this is something special! I would rate them 10/10. But they have a huge variety of foods. If you do not have a good stomach, it is advised to order something lighter. You can always ask the family what is the best dish of the day!
Okay, so where IS it, exactly? Is it a pain to get to?
Bhaktapur itself is just a short ride from Kathmandu. Getting to Siddhi Laxmi in Bhaktapur is a bit of an adventure. It's in the heart of the old city, a warren of narrow, winding streets. Taxis can get you close, but you might have to walk a bit, especially if the roads are blocked. Embrace the walk! It's part of the experience! You’ll get to see the real Bhaktapur – the local shops, the smiling faces, the drying chilies. Finding it initially can be a little tricky. I got lost, like, *three times*. But the locals are super helpful, and you can always ask. Just show them the address or a map! It will be worth it!
What's around the guesthouse? Anything cool?
Everything! The main square, Durbar Square, is practically on your doorstep. You're surrounded by ancient temples, traditional Newari architecture, and artisan workshops. You can wander for hours, getting lost in the beauty and history. There are also plenty of cute little cafes and restaurants nearby, perfect for a coffee break or a delicious meal. It's a photographer's paradise, seriously. I spent a whole day just wandering around with my camera. And, of course, there is the *juju dhau* - the creamy yogurt that is a Bhaktapur speciality. Do not miss it!