Escape to Paradise: Green Tree Inn, Huaian's Hidden Gem
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the verdant embrace of Escape to Paradise: Green Tree Inn, Huaian's Hidden Gem. Forget those cookie-cutter hotels that feel like they were designed by a committee of beige-loving robots. This place? This place is different. And I, your intrepid, slightly-too-caffeinated reviewer, am here to tell you all about it, warts and all. Because let's be honest, perfect doesn't exist, and honestly, I wouldn't trust a hotel claiming to be.
Getting There (and the Initial Impression - Eek!)
Now, finding the Green Tree Inn is relatively straightforward. They offer airport transfer, which, after a twelve-hour flight, is a godsend. The car park [free of charge] is a definite perk. Honestly, I am always a little terrified to try to navigate myself somewhere new after traveling for so long. But as far as accessibility goes? Okay, here's the first (and tiny) dip. I noticed the website mentions "facilities for disabled guests," but it's not super detailed… which always makes me a little twitchy. I'd recommend confirming specific needs directly with the hotel beforehand for anyone with mobility concerns. Otherwise, smooth sailing.
The initial vibe? Well, it's a Green Tree Inn. So, greenery, get it? And they weren't kidding. It’s surrounded by lush, well-manicured gardens. It's like stumbling into a secret, verdant oasis. Actually, the first thing I did was just… stare. I was like, "Woah." Then I dropped my suitcase and promptly tripped over a perfectly placed topiary. Clumsy, yes, but the view saved me from total humiliation.
Inside the Room: My Safe Harbor (and My Wi-Fi Obsession!)
The room? Ah, the room. Cozy. Clean. Equipped with everything you'd want – a desk (for pretending to be productive), a refrigerator (for the emergency chocolate stash), and the holy grail: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the internet gods! And get this, you can access it through Internet access – wireless. I mean, I'm a digital nomad, so this is literally a dealbreaker for me. Thank goodness for the Internet access – LAN too for backup.
I loved having bathrobes and slippers – a small touch that adds to the feeling of chill. Also, the air conditioning worked like a dream, which, during the Huaian summer, is crucial. The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping off jet lag. And, let's not forget, there were complimentary tea and bottled water, which is a big win in my books. The safe box was useful too. I always feel better not having to worry.
Okay here’s a confession: I have a problem. As in, I'm addicted to a clean room. And daily housekeeping is a must. I am quite particular about it and they did a stellar job.
Food, Glorious Food (and My Love-Hate Relationship with Buffets)
Okay, let's talk food. Because let's be honest, I'm reviewing this place for the food, and more specifically, the Asian cuisine. I’m a sucker for the good stuff. The Asian breakfast was incredible, and I love the fact that I could choose between Western breakfast or a Buffet in restaurant. The a la carte in restaurant was also great and they catered to my dietary requirement by offering an Alternative meal arrangement. The coffee/tea in restaurant was a great way to start the day.
There's also a coffee shop and a snack bar, which is great when that afternoon slump hits. They have Poolside bar so, yeah, you can imagine. And the restaurants offered an array of choices.
Now, here’s a minor gripe: the buffet. I'm a buffet person, I love the sheer volume of deliciousness. However, sometimes it felt a little… chaotic. Like everyone was suddenly possessed with the urge to grab the last spring roll. But hey, that's part of the buffet charm, right?
Relaxation and Rejuvenation: Dive In (and Maybe Get Scrubbed)
This is where the Green Tree Inn truly shines. The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. You can see the pool with view, and you want to cannonball right into it. I spent an embarrassing amount of time lounging poolside. I spent an embarrassing amount of time lounging poolside.
But the real treat? The spa.
- Spa/sauna
- Body scrub
- Body wrap
- Massage
I treated myself to the works. The massage was pure bliss. (I might have almost fallen asleep. Don't judge.) Seriously, the sauna was just what I needed to sweat out all the stress.
Now, I'm not a gym rat, but they have a Fitness center. So, if you're that kind of person, have at it!
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal (and My Slight Paranoia)
Let's be real. In a post-pandemic world, safety is paramount. I'm already a bit of a germaphobe, so I paid extra attention. The Green Tree Inn is on it.
- Anti-viral cleaning products,
- Daily disinfection in common areas,
- Hand sanitizer
- Room sanitization opt-out available
- Rooms sanitized between stays,
- Staff trained in safety protocol
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
I felt reassured. I’m not going to lie, my favorite part was seeing the sterilizing equipment. Just knowing they were doing all that stuff made me feel safe.
Services and Conveniences: Above and Beyond (and a Few Minor Quibbles)
The Green Tree Inn really does try to cater to everything.
- Concierge
- Currency exchange
- Doorman
- Elevator
- Laundry service
- Luggage storage
- Meeting/banquet facilities
- Safety deposit boxes
They even have a gift/souvenir shop – perfect for those last-minute presents. There's a convenience store, too, which is surprisingly useful.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly is an Understatement
Traveling with kids? They’ve got you covered.
- Babysitting service
- Family/child friendly
- Kids facilities
- Kids meal
I don't have kids, but I noticed the kids' area and the general family-friendly atmosphere. High marks for accommodating the little ones.
The Verdict: Escape to Paradise? Yes, with a few small caveats.
Okay, my final thoughts? The Green Tree Inn is a genuinely lovely place. It's an oasis of calm, a stylish retreat, and a surprisingly well-equipped hotel given its "hidden gem" status. It's not without a few tiny flaws, but overall? It's a solid win. And, if you are looking for a place to relax, feel refreshed and get away from the hustle and bustle of life, this place is the place to be.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is the Green Tree Inn Huaian Wanda Plaza East Jiankang Road Huaian China experience, raw and unfiltered. Prepare for whiplash.
Day 1: Arrival, Disorientation, and Dim Sum Dreams Dashed
- (Morning – Or what felt like morning after a flight that felt longer than the actual flight time): Landed in Huaian. First impression? Heat. Sticky, soul-sucking heat. Immigration was a breeze, thankfully. My Mandarin? Utterly pathetic. Used a lot of pointing and smiling, which surprisingly got me to the baggage claim. Found my luggage, which was a small victory.
- (Mid-morning – The Great Taxi Hunt): Getting a taxi… ah, the initiation. Gestured wildly at the taxi queue, repeated "Green Tree Inn!" with the fervor of a seasoned opera singer. Eventually, one blinked and nodded. Success! Except, the driver clearly didn't understand my Mandarin OR the address. Cue frantic Googling, flashing the phone at him, and a whole lot of head-scratching on both our parts. Finally, after what felt like an hour (probably only 20 minutes, but who's counting?), we arrived. Exhausted, but alive.
- (Afternoon – Green Tree Inn and a Near-Miss Dim Sum Apocalypse): The Green Tree Inn. Okay, functional. Not exactly the Ritz, but clean enough. The air conditioning blasted out arctic air, which was a godsend. Dropped my bags and promptly decided I needed dim sum. The guide book raved about a place nearby. Excited, I hailed a taxi and, using my new-found (and shaky) confidence, confidently declared, "Dim sum! Take me to the dim sum!" (Thinking later I could have said "Delicious steamed dumplings" or something along those lines. Note to self, Mandarin lessons ASAP)
- The Dim Sum Debacle: Arrived at the restaurant, feeling like a conquering hero. Walked through the door and… closed. "Closed for renovation." My face must have fallen. That's when the true despair set in. I was hungry, tired, and completely and utterly alone in a city where I couldn't even properly order a plate of dumplings. Had to wander aimlessly in the general location.
- (Evening – Noodles, Regret, and Endless Scrolling): Settled on a little noodle shop. Gestured at the menu, pointed at something that looked relatively safe, and hoped for the best. The noodles, when they arrived, were… well, edible. Not life-changing, but edible. Ended the day in the hotel room, scrolling aimlessly through social media, feeling a pang of loneliness, then falling asleep.
Day 2: Temple Treasures, Traffic Treachery, and the Search for "Happy"
- (Morning - Temple Time): Dragged myself out of bed with the intention of visiting the Kaiyuan Temple. It was a long, hot walk. A pleasant surprise, the temple was beautiful, a haven from the city's chaos. The smells from the incense were so vibrant. Spent a good hour wandering, soaking in the quiet, and feeling a flicker of genuine peace.
- (Midday - Shopping and Traffic Terror): Decided to bravely tackle a local market. The sheer energy of it was overwhelming. The vendors haggled, the smells were intoxicating. Almost got run over by a scooter (a classic travel moment, really). Bought some snacks, mostly out of sheer panic. Decided to buy some tea. One of the vendors had a wonderful demeanor. I don't know the exact words he was saying, but his tone was welcoming.
- (Afternoon – The Great Massage Escape): Needed to chill. Spotted a massage place. Bliss. Except… the language barrier was a challenge. Ended up with a foot massage that was borderline torture. "Gentle!" I kept repeating (or at least, I thought I was). Ended up with a slightly wobbly walk back to the Inn.
- (Evening – The Wanda Plaza Odyssey and Sushi Salvation): The Wanda Plaza. Huge. Overwhelming. Finally found a sushi restaurant. Sushi. It's safe comfort food. Delicious. Watched the chaos of the Wanda Plaza, the families, the couples, the sheer spectacle of humanity. This is what I loved about travel, the experience.
Day 3: Parks, Puddles, and the Departure Blues
- (Morning – Park Life and Rainy Day Blues): Found a park. Glorious green. Escaped the city for a while. It started raining. Puddles everywhere. Ended up taking shelter under a tree with some old locals who were playing cards. We couldn't understand each other's words, but we all laughed.
- (Afternoon – Last-Minute Shopping and the Souvenir Scramble): Realized I hadn't bought any souvenirs. Panic! Rushed back to the market, haggled over some trinkets, and felt that strange mix of excitement, joy and sadness as the last day dwindled.
- (Evening – The Farewell Dinner and the Bitter Goodbyes): Had a "farewell" dinner at a restaurant. Ordered something… I couldn't translate the name, but it was okay. Packed. The reality of leaving started to sink in. This trip wasn't perfect. There were bad meals, language barriers, and moments when I wanted to crawl back into bed. But, there were also moments of beauty, connection, and a sense of something beyond. Headed back to the airport, the last time I'd see Huaian.
- (Departure): The flight was delayed. More waiting. More exhaustion. But, as I looked out the window at the blurry lights below, a strange peace settled in. Huaian. It was messy. Imperfect. Unforgettable. And I wouldn't trade the experience for anything.
So, there you have it. Not a glossy travel brochure, but the messy, real, and sometimes ridiculous truth. Hope you enjoyed the ride! (And if you're heading to Huaian, pack extra patience and a phrasebook.)
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Okay, so "Escape to Paradise"? Is that just marketing fluff? Or is this place actually... good?
What's the *vibe*? Is it all couples canoodling or… something else?
Except, and this is a small thing, but it bothered me: there was a group of, like, synchronized swimmers. They were very loud, and they practiced every afternoon. I mean, good for them, but... I just wanted to nap.
The Rooms: Yay or Nay? And please, include the *bathroom* details! Because we KNOW that's important.
And the bathroom, *oh the bathroom*. Okay, full disclosure: I’m bathroom-obsessed. I judge a hotel harshly on its plumbing and general bathroom hygiene. The Green Tree Inn… passed. The water pressure was decent! The hot water… plentiful! And it was shockingly clean. I didn’t even find one of those mystery hairs. So, A+ on the bathroom front. Although… the shampoo was one of those weird multi-purpose ones that smelled vaguely of seaweed and regret. Bring your own, seriously. Trust me.
What about the food? (I NEED to know about the food). And the *breakfast*?
*HOWEVER*… the breakfast? The breakfast, my friends, was a different story! They had the most perfect *congee*. This creamy, comforting rice porridge with all the fixings. And amazing little pickled vegetables. I ate so much congee for breakfast that one of the waitresses started calling me “Congee Queen”. I swear, I miss that congee already.
One morning though, there were a bunch of noisy toddlers running around the breakfast buffet. By about 8:30 AM I almost had a meltdown. But the congee... it saved the day. It really did.
Okay, the "Green Tree" part. Are there actually trees? And is it… pretty?
Is there a *pool*? (Because, let's be honest, sometimes you need a pool.)
Huaian itself: Is it worth *going* to Huaian? And is the Green Tree Inn a good base of operations?
And the Green Tree Inn? Perfect base. It's a calm, clean launching point for your adventures. Plus, the concierge was actually helpful! (a bonus, trust me). Just be prepared for a bit of a taxi ride into the city center. I'd say 30 mins to the main area, but it's worth it, you should definitely visit.
The Bottom Line: Would you go back? And should *I* go?
