Escape to Paradise: Family Cabin with River Views in Pereira, Colombia
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First Impression: Does it Escape the Hype?
Okay, so Pereira itself is already a vibe. Lush mountains, the air smells like coffee dreams… but the family cabin with river views? That’s the big question. Getting there? Easy peasy. Airport transfer was on point, smooth as Colombian coffee. Parking? No problem, car park [free of charge] is always a win in my book. (And thank god for the valet parking option, because after that flight, you just wanna hand over the keys.)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good)
Let's talk accessibility. This is important, people! The good news: they have facilities for disabled guests (a big plus!). Elevator there. BUT – and it's a big but – I'm not sure how in-depth the accessibility really goes for a full wheelchair accessible experience. It sounds like you're getting more of a base offering. Might be worth calling ahead to fully check, if that's a priority.
Rooms: My Own Personal Oasis (Almost)
Alright, let's get real. The rooms…wow. The river views. Seriously. Stunning. I just sat on the balcony with a book, feeling the breeze and the sounds of the river. Heavenly. I loved that they had non-smoking rooms, because, let’s be honest, nobody wants that smell. And all the little things? Air conditioning was a godsend, blackout curtains made sleeping in a dream, and the complimentary tea was a lovely touch. I did love their additional toilet because let's be real, with a family cabin you can seriously run into space issues. I even got a bathtub but was too busy catching up on the outdoor pool views. Room service? 24-hour is the only way to spend a vacation!
However… (and this is where it gets real)
The internet access… it was free Wi-Fi in rooms, which is great… Wi-Fi [free] is everywhere. But the internet [LAN] option was also present, which is good for any of the gamer peeps. The internet services themselves? Not the best. Let's just say you're not going to be streaming anything in 4K from your laptop workspace. I was definitely cursing under my breath a few times, and the internet access – wireless was not consistent enough for my needs.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Hiccups)
The restaurants. A breakfast [buffet] was a must. I’m talking the works – Asian breakfast, Western breakfast and some hot coffee/tea in restaurant. The restaurants offered both international cuisine in restaurant as well as Asian cuisine in restaurant. Poolside bar was perfect. The food? I'd say it was a solid B+. Nothing mind-blowing, but perfectly acceptable. The salad in restaurant was a godsend after all the rich food. Room service [24-hour] saved my bacon (or vegetarian meal… whatever you're into) a few nights.
The biggest letdown? The coffee shop. This is Colombia! The coffee should have been divine! Unfortunately, it was just… okay. I was expecting a coffee/tea in restaurant experience that matched the scenery!
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa Days and River Dreams
Spa/sauna? Yes, please! The spa itself was lovely. I'm not a huge spa guy, but I tried the body scrub and massage and it was glorious. I think I might have even fallen asleep. The swimming pool was perfection, with those pool with view moments. The swimming pool [outdoor] was a must! They also had a fitness center, if you’re into torturing yourself on vacation.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic-Era Peace of Mind
Okay, this is important. Cleanliness and safety were taken seriously. They had anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and professional-grade sanitizing services. My room? Spotless. I actually felt safe. First aid kit? Check. Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. They even had this individually-wrapped food options thing going on. (I'm just going to skip over talking about room sanitization opt-out available. Let's be smart, people.)
More Ramblings about Spa…
I might have already mentioned how they have a spa, but I'd like to go into a little more detail about how it all went down for me. I'm not the spa type. I don't like being rubbed down by strangers, I like to be left alone and do my own thing. However, my friend had an appointment and made me come with him. I am not sure why they had a sauna, I guess it's nice for some people. However, on my last day, I had to try it and now I'm hooked. Best decision I made the entire trip.
The Annoying Bits (Because Life Isn’t Perfect)
Okay, here's the honest stuff. The soundproof rooms seemed to work, but the exterior corridor let some noise in (especially the kids!). And the smoking area? They need to move it farther away from the terrace views.
For the Kids (and Those Who Are Still Big Kids at Heart)
They're family/child friendly! They even offered a babysitting service, which is a lifesaver. They had kids facilities. The kids meal options were also great.
The Verdict: Paradise… with a Few Quirks!
Would I go back? Absolutely. Despite the minor hiccups, the Escape to Paradise: Family Cabin with River Views in Pereira, Colombia delivers on its promises. The views are breathtaking, the staff is friendly, and the overall experience is fantastic. It's not perfect but it's a solid choice for a family escape or a romantic getaway.
The "Book Now!" Pitch (My Honest Attempt to Get You There)
Tired of the same old vacations? Ready to trade your computer screen for river views? Ready to swap car horns for birdsong? Then book your Escape to Paradise: Family Cabin with River Views in Pereira, Colombia NOW! Don't miss the chance to soak up the sun, breathe in the fresh air, and experience the magic of Colombia. Prices are decent, the experience is amazing, and you deserve it. Seriously, go! It's an experience. And, for the love of all that is holy, try the spa.
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Okay, brace yourselves. This isn't your perfectly curated influencer itinerary. This is the real deal – a messy, glorious adventure to Cabaña Familiar con Vista al Rio La Floresta Verde in Pereira, Colombia. Expect typos, tangents, and the occasional existential crisis brought on by mosquito bites. Let’s dive in, shall we?
The Unofficial, Totally Chaotic Pereira Adventure: Cabaña Edition
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Insect Invasion of ‘23
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Flight! Okay, so the flight was delayed. Surprise! I’m already running late, and the coffee on the plane somehow tasted worse than usual. Always a bad omen. Arrived in Pereira – wow, the air is thick with… well, air. And humidity.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Taxi to La Floresta Verde. Holy cow, the roads! Definitely not made for someone who gets carsick easily. The driver, bless him, kept trying to navigate around potholes the size of small craters. The scenery, though – amazing! Lush green hills, banana plantations… I swear, I saw a sloth waving. Probably just wishful thinking.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Cabaña CHECK-IN! YES! We're finally here. The photos didn't lie – the view from the balcony is breathtaking. River flowing, birds chirping, the whole shebang. But… Oh. My. God. The Mosquitoes. We're talking a full-blown insect army. I’d packed bug spray, of course, but I apparently didn't pack enough – or apply it aggressively enough. Lesson learned: preemptive strike is key in the Colombian jungle.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner on the balcony. Attempt #1. Managed to grill some chicken, which was a small victory. Ate it while swatting at everything that buzzed, flew, or crawled near us. The sunset was stunning, though, so the misery was somewhat… offset. And the rum! Colombian rum is a game-changer. Worth the welts.
Day 2: Coffee, Catastrophe, and Culinary Confusion
- Morning (7:00 AM - 10:00 AM): The plan was a coffee tour. Wake up, drink coffee, learn about coffee. Reality = woke up in a sweat, itching like crazy, and the coffee I did manage to make tasted vaguely of burnt rubber. Went outside for the stunning view of the river, which now has literally hundreds of small flying insects. Took a deep breath and went in.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Took a short hike to a waterfall. The hike itself was lovely – until I forgot my sunscreen. My skin is now the color of a cooked lobster.
- Lunchtime (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): The first serious mishap of the trip occurred. I decided to try my hand at cooking arepas (corn cakes). Let's just say… they were less "perfectly golden" and more "charred hockey pucks". Edible, however, I will say I have an unusual tolerance for burnt food.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Found the local tienda for important supplies. More bug spray; aloe vera (for the lobster-skin situation); and a lot of bottled water, because I'm pretty sure I'm dehydrated from all the sweating and the emotional rollercoaster of trying to cook arepas.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner at the local restaurant. Food was great - amazing fried fish - but I spent most of the meal fighting off the mosquito assassins. The rum helped. A lot. Seriously, Colombian rum is a national treasure. We walked back to the cabin, and I have to admit… I actually felt a little peaceful watching the stars over the river. Even with the constant itching.
Day 3: The Art of Doing Nothing (and Maybe Avoiding More Mosquitoes)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Slept in! Glorious, blissful sleep, punctuated only by the occasional mosquito attack. I swear, those little vampires have a sixth sense for finding the most sensitive parts of your body. Today is supposed to be a "relaxing day," apparently.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Attempting to read a book on the balcony. The view remains stunning, but the mosquitoes are still relentless. I've resorted to wearing a mosquito head net, which makes me look like a beekeeper who’s lost their bees. This may be the most embarrassing and most practical outfit I'll have ever worn.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Went for a swim in the river! I was nervous. It looked… well, it looked like a river. But it was surprisingly refreshing, and the current kept me moving, which was beneficial. Felt good to emerge clean of swamp muck.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Another attempt at cooking, this time pasta. Success! Sort of. The pasta was cooked, the sauce was edible, but the cleanup afterwards… a mosquito death zone. Maybe I should have just eaten the pasta with the head net.
Day 4: Departure (and the Bitter, Sweet Goodbye)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Last breakfast on the balcony! The river is still flowing, the birds are still chirping, and the mosquitoes… well, let's just say they're still present. I feel like I've gained a deeper respect for the mosquito’s tenacity and dedication.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Prepare for departure. Pack, clean, and try to remember what life was like before I knew every single mosquito life hack in existence. It’s surprisingly hard to say goodbye! The view is great, and the solitude is amazing. Yes, I’m probably going to miss this place.
- Late Morning (11:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Taxi to the airport. Wave goodbye to La Floresta Verde - and its relentless insect population. Take deep breaths, savoring this moment.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): The flight home. Thinking about the next adventure.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was messy, imperfect, and at times, utterly ridiculous. But you know what? It was also… amazing. The view was stunning, the food (when I wasn't cooking) was delicious, and the people were incredibly friendly. And, yes, the mosquitoes were a challenge. A serious challenge. But I'll be back, better prepared, and armed with a whole arsenal of bug spray. Because the beauty of La Floresta Verde – and the spirit of adventure – is absolutely worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe I have a date with a very hot shower and a lot of after-bite cream. And maybe a shot of Colombian rum, just for old time’s sake.
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Escape to Paradise: The Pereira River Cabin - Yeah, About THAT... FAQ!
1. So, "Paradise" huh? Is this cabin ACTUALLY paradise? Because my last "paradise" was a cockroach-infested hostel...
Okay, okay, let's be real. "Paradise" is a BIG word. Did I see angels singing and clouds parting? Nope. Did I fight off a rogue monkey trying to steal my breakfast empanada? Possibly. The Pereira River Cabin is... *close* to paradise. Think less pristine brochures, more authentic Colombian charm. Think a place where you'll absolutely, *absolutely* wake up to the sound of the river, and realize, yeah, this is pretty damn good. BUT... keep reading, there's a "but" coming. Picture this: you're on the porch, sipping tinto, the air is thick with the scent of wet earth and something delicious cooking, probably ajiaco. Then, BAM! A chicken casually strolls through the yard. That’s the vibe. Perfection? Nah. Memorable? Absolutely.
2. The river views... are they REALLY as amazing as the pictures? Because those photos *always* lie.
Alright, confession time. I'm a sucker for a good photo. And the pictures? Yeah, they're good. But the *reality*? Honestly? Even better. The photos don't capture the sheer *sound* of the river. That consistent, calming roar, like a giant, happy puppy. It's hypnotic. My first morning, I swear I spent a solid hour just staring. The view from the balcony? Yep, the pictures get that part right. Spectacular. I even saw a toucan! (Okay, I *thought* I saw a toucan. Might have been a really big crow with a strong beak... details, details.) The river, though? That's the MVP. Just... go stand there and breathe. You'll get it.
3. What's the deal with the Wi-Fi? Because I NEED Wi-Fi. (And maybe some Netflix...)
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: the Wi-Fi. It’s...rustic. Let's put it that way. It's "there." Sometimes. Think of it as a *suggestion* of connectivity. Ideal for checking emails (slowly), or maybe a quick weather update. Definitely *not* ideal if you're trying to download the entire series of 'Game of Thrones' in high definition. Consider it a digital detox opportunity! I'll be honest, one night, the Wi-Fi vanished entirely. PANIC. Then, after a deep breath and a cup of coffee (thank goodness for that coffee maker!), I realized... I didn't *need* to be online. I had the river, the view, the fresh air. Embrace the disconnect. You might even find yourself enjoying it. (Or, you know, just use your phone's hotspot. I won't tell anyone.)
4. Is the cabin clean? I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and I've read some horror stories...
Cleanliness is key, and honestly, the cabin was pretty darn good. Of course, it's not a sterile hospital room, this is a cabin in the Colombian countryside, folks! I did find one tiny, very polite ant exploring the kitchen (and, let's be honest, I'm probably the messy one). The bathrooms were spotless, and the sheets smelled fresh. The owners really care, which is obvious. They really are trying their best. So, yeah, if you're the type who travels with a hazmat suit, maybe bring it. But for the average, not-obsessively-clean traveler? You'll be fine. Just don't go looking *too* hard, ok? You might find a little jungle life. It comes with the territory!
5. What's the kitchen like? Can I actually *cook* there? Because I'm not spending all my money on restaurants.
The kitchen? Practical. Not gourmet. It has the essentials: stove, fridge, coffee maker (PRAISE THE LORD!), basic pots and pans. You can absolutely cook there. I made a delicious (if I do say so myself) pasta dish one night! The only downside? The blender. Oh, the blender and I had a... turbulent relationship. It sputtered and groaned. I think, eventually, I wore it down. But it did the trick which is to say, yes, you can cook, but don’t expect to whip up a Michelin-starred meal. Bring your own spices, though, and maybe a backup blender. Just in case.
6. How do I get there? Is it hard to get around? Scared of spiders...
Getting there? It's an adventure! The directions are clear, but you're navigating narrow roads, and there's always a chance of a *very* enthusiastic chicken crossing your path. Renting a car is the easiest, but be prepared for some driving. It felt a little Indiana Jones-y at times, mostly because of the pot holes. As for spiders, yes, you're in the jungle, people! I saw a few, but mostly the ones that were minding their own business. The giant ones are rare, generally. However, I will admit to a minor, yet highly dramatic, scream upon discovering a particularly large spider in the shower. My husband said I jumped a solid ten feet. Now, I consider it a rite of passage!
7. Is it kid-friendly? I have small, messy humans...
Potentially! I saw families there. The river is beautiful, but maybe keep a close watch on the little ones. If you have toddlers, make sure you're prepared for the outside environment - lots of plants, uneven ground, so probably bring baby gates if need be. All that said, there is a lot of space to run around and explore. Honestly, depends on your kids! Some love the outdoors. But if mine made a mess, I'd give them a good talking to (kidding! mostly). They will *love* the freedom, the air, the adventure! It's a great place to unplug and connect as a family, provided you can handle the messes and the river's strong currents (again, supervision!).
8. What's the best thing about the cabin? Spill the tea! The honest truth!
Alright, here's the gospel truth: the best thing? The sheer *escape*. The feeling of being completely removed from the everyday grind. My phone stayed in airplane mode for most of the trip. Truly, it's the simplicity. Waking up, having coffee on the porch, hearing the river... it's restorative. You can feel the stress melt away. I'll also add, the owners are lovely and helpful. They genuinely *care* that you have a good time. It's not about the fancy amenities; it's about the feeling. Did IHotels With Kitchenettes
